December 2011
Normal people flirting: Hey, you're cute.
Me: So, do you like serial killers?
cashier: and what's your e-mail address?
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me:
cashier:
me: hotsexybootybb69xox@hotmail.com
me: *sneezes*
class: *silence/crickets*
most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze.
pricklylegs:
memewhore:
Did the whole bag of cat nip, didn`t you..
Watchmynamekyle:
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
kukluxkallum:
porn pop-ups are the best
new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
