December 2010
tornado sirens goin off up in this bitch.
i just like to call that the GRENADE. WHISTLE!
That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
That awkward moment when you realize you're ugly...
new years.
super excited for Harry’s downtown by the arch and my LUX magazine release of my photo shoot.. but kind of sad to not have my ninja to kiss at mid night… *sighh*
:o(
I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HAVING A STUPID CUNT ASS...
in a span of 5 hours my boobs literally inflated an entire cup size and i could not stop crying for no reason while watching dog the bounty hunter. hahahah WTF.
fuck you pms. FUCK. YOU.
thankz.
Watchbeatngu:
I think I might move out of the country
i seriously just farted.
and thought it was never going to fucking end. like i was about to forever live in my fart.
Unfollow me to my fucking face, faggot
cuteteendad:
dying. →
i blame my drunkeness on whoever invented wine bags. stuck that shit in my purse, pulled the god damn spout out the side, filled cups, and boom. we all saved about 37 dollars tonight.
black dude came up to me at the bar tonight..
fuckin breathin heavy and tryin to grab asses. THEN he SAID, “I’VE SEEN YOU AROUND BEFORE, I KNOW I HAVE..”
so, me being me.. in a drunken slurr.. said, “listen. i don’t discriminate. i love black people. and i hope to god i can marry reggie bush one day. but you are being creepy as fuck. Therefore, the only way you could have ever known me.. is if my great great...
